The Casting Cabana: G.I. Joe Week! (The Good Guys! Part-o de Deux)

March 12, 2008

We close out G.I. Joe Week with A Victoria’s Secret Supermodel, Randy Quaid’s Famous Brother, Some Girl Who Was In Dumb & Dumberer, and Captain Jackass Von Doucheington, as they all try to save the world from the evil Cobra Organization!

First up, we’ve got Karolína Kurková. She’s a Victoria’s Secret Angel. And, uh, I dunno, SHE’S FRIGGIN’ HOT. Also, she’s set to play Courtney “Cover Girl” Krieger, personal assistant to General Hawk a.k.a. The Guy In the Brown Hat In the Picture Shown After the Next Paragraph.

 

I think that portraying the Illinois-bred G.I. Jane won’t be a problem for the Czech supermodel. Kurková actually speaks very good English (with a slight British accent, even), unlike some of her fellow Angels, whose butchered methods of English can easily be described as "housemaid-ish, with a hint of cottonmouth." I know so, because I follow the Victoria’s Secret line and their shows religiously. And I insult their models because they don’t reply to the comments I leave on their Myspace pages.

 

HAH! I WIN, STUPID MODELS!

 

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