Weekly Roundup: 03/30/08 - Supersized!
March 30, 2008I’m out for the weekend, so as this article automatically goes live on this presumably bright Sunday morning, it’d still feel like I’m right behind the computer, talking to you and posting this article. When in reality, I’m probably passed out on the floor of my friend’s house and oddly missing my personal and monetary belongings, with the words “I’M SKEET ULRICH” written on my forehead with a marker.
Now Summer, I hate you and your hot, summery ways, but if you promise to make me wake up hung over and with “I’M SKEET ULRICH” temporarily tattooed to my forehead more often, I shall promise to not hate you as much in return. We cool? Great. Shake and bake?
Anyway, as implied by the title, this will be the biggest Weekly Roundup yet. So whip out your pistols and shine your horses (?) boys and girls, and get ready for a rootin’-tootin’, bandwidth-rapin’ good time as I present to you this week’s roundup! SUPERSIZED!
1. I AM IIIRON MOOONGERRR! Okay so that doesn’t really work without me quasi-singing it. But lookit! Iron Monger is about to kill Tony Stark with A FRIGGIN’ CAR! Two more photos can be found at Yahoo!.
2. Matthew Fox, looking like he desperately needs to take a shit but finds it necessary to beat up this goon who kinda resembles Robert Englund first, as Racer X in the Wachowski Brothers’ upcoming Speed Racer movie. More photos at Firstshowing.net.
3. Did I not tell you that this was going to be the biggest Weekly Roundup ever? Check out this Will Smith action shot as he plays the titular hobo-hero in Hancock. You can view more photos of Smith and co-star/man-god Jason Bateman at DVD-forum.at.
