Four New Innuendo-riffic Posters From The Spirit!

June 21, 2008

Yahoo! Movies has premierd four new posters from Will Eisner’s The Spirit in glorious sound-o-vision. Click on this link and hover over each photo to hear the characters speak their respective lines.

 

And because I live in the third world hellhole that is the Philippines, I can’t seem to find a way to embed the flash player here. Anyway, here be the posters

 

Sarah Paulson is Ellen Dolan.

 (THREE MORE POSTERS UNDER THE CUT!)

 

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Casting Cabana: The Spirit (Johansson, King, Vega)

April 18, 2008

First of all, I would just like to once again apologize for the sausage attack from a couple of days back. But like I said, I’ll make up for it. I found it best to simply do away with all the dudes, get it over with, and finish off with the ladies.

 

Over the next couple of days, I shall treat you to an ambush of vagine, “a poonslaught,” if you will (All time low, Cinemabuzz writer guy. All time low.), courtesy of the ladies of The Spirit.

 

Let’s start with the women whose intentions are to tear our hero a new one – The Villains.

There’s been some confusion as to what Scarlett Johansson’s character’s name really is, but I’m sticking with Silk N. Floss for now. The other name that’s been thrown in the mix is Silken Floss, by the way.

 

Ms. Floss is the right-hand-woman to The Octopus. She fancies donning various costumes and disguises, like her master, and like me when my parents aren’t around.

 

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