Trailer Tuesday: Step Brothers (Red Band!) Also, Choke.
May 27, 2008For those of you who may not know, I, Cinemabuzz Writer Guy, recently forayed outside of my family’s businesses, which means that I now have a real job. A job that requires actual jobbing. Hence the lack of updates on this here site.
Speaking of which, wouldn’t it be cool if we all wore edible pants? Not only will I have something ready to eat when I’m hungry while commuting, I shall also have a perennial excuse for not wearing any pants. Like if someone asks "Why aren’t you wearing any pants? And why are you takin— Dude, don’t put that in your mouth, seriousl— Dude that’s your underwear, come on." I’d be all like "SHUT UP THEY’RE EDIBLE."
Anyways, here be the red band trailer for Step Brothers, which reunites the Talladega Nights cohorts - Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. This probably my second most favorite trailer of the year so far, next to the one for The Foot Fist Way.
Much love for the Hall & Oates usage.
The Weekly Roundup: 03/09/08
March 9, 2008This is where we list down the week’s movie news: the big ones that may need some reiteration, and the ones that may have flown over your head because you were too busy surfing for porn. Or tending to real life matters.
And that’s why I’m here - to hook you up with The Weekly Roundup, because I have enough time to read movie news AND surf for porn! And I don’t have real life matters to tend to! Sure, I haven’t felt a woman’s touch in three years, I spend Christmas alone, and I get thrown at with soda cans (empty or with content) everytime I try to make friends, but it’s okay! That means I get to spend all my money on myself and my fledgling heroin business! It’s the best!
1. Director Zack Snyder has leaked five new photos for Watchmen, exactly one year before the film’s release, giving us a first glance at Nite Owl, The Comedian, Rorschach, Ozymandias, and Silk Spectre.
2. 20th Century Fox’s Dragonball has been pushed back from an originally planned August, 2008 release date to April of next year, and not, as previously expected by this writer, to the more perfect date of NEVER.
3. We’ve got two new Star Wars-y Iron Man posters.
